February 2012
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Would you be interested if this blog branched out to other musical artists lyrics posted/parodied here or should it just remain only Kanye/his lyrics on other people’s songs etc?
Feb 22nd
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riveracrossthepond asked: In response to your ask re: not updating this blog - if you don't want to, can I? I promise you'd leave the tumblr in good hands. Cooking Kanye is life.
Feb 14th
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January 2012
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bufffalo asked: hey why aren't you updating more
Jan 29th
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Jan 21st
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Jan 4th
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December 2011
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Dec 2nd
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November 2011
7 posts
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Nov 24th
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Nov 21st
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Nov 20th
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Nov 18th
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“Jello jello jello jello white America Fill my plate with cheddar puffs Honey...”
Nov 10th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 4th
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October 2011
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Fried so hard muh fuggas can’t bite me. that shit baked. that shit baked.  that shit baked.  she said “Ye, can we get breakfast at the Hyatt?” I said “Nah bitch, you know i’m on a diet.” I mean I’ll sneak dessert if you can keep quiet. Weight Watchers find out and you know they gonna riot. Fried so hard, that shit baked. Ain’t it, Jay? ...
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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That's My Chips
You have no idea who you’re cooking with Something to garnish this realest dish Pop champagne, I’ll give you a sip Bout to mix with rum, how come? Yeah that’s my chips, that’s my chips. Fritos right there? That’s my chips. I’ve been baking for a long, long time Just to dip in this ranch so fly And spread with a knife, spread with a knife  Need more dip...
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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“Prawns so raw Motherfuckers wanna brine meat That dish cray That dish cray...”
Oct 10th
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Oct 7th
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Oct 3rd
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September 2011
6 posts
Sep 28th
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Sep 20th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 12th
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“Beating eggs for a flan What’s a flan to a cake? What’s a cake to...”
– No Dessert in the Wild
Sep 7th
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Cake Champion
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night? Yes I did I baked it myself and ate it at my crib Just a lil somethin, show you how I live Everybody want some but it ain’t for them Mmmm Mmmm it’s my shit But if you gonna eat it, eat it just like this Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night? You don’t see just how...
Sep 5th
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August 2011
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Aug 31st
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“What’s goat cheese my nigga? Crab Louie my killa? Bananas my peela?...”
– Fritters in Paris
Aug 30th
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Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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“I pledge allegiance to my Grandma For that banana pudding, our piece of...”
Aug 8th
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Kanye West Hires Gordon Ramsay For Cooking... →
Aug 4th
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July 2011
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Jul 12th
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Two Buns
Two buns, United States, no love, no steaks, Sesame, sourdough, whole wheat, Big Macs, fat folk, kitchen heat, Trans fats, everybody EAT, Two buns, Mickey D’s, Burger Kings, hot shit Calm down, come in, hungry people got this We won’t stop to shit, everybody EAT, Two buns, Wendy’s, Arbys’, Two patties, too hungry, too many, buy two, one’s free These streets know hungry, can’t eat, don’t...
Jul 4th
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“I gotta testify, come up in the spot with some extra fries ‘Fore the day I die,...”
– Bake The Pies submitted by drwallace
Jul 1st
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June 2011
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Jun 30th
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Grocery Shopping With Yeezy!
kanyesdayoff: So many choices! Mad long line…. Self check out? Holla! Also checking out the shawty doing it herself? Holla!
Jun 14th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 9th
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Jun 8th
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Jun 8th
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“I know a bar out in Mars Where they fry ‘tato chip with mallomars...”
Jun 3rd
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“I got a melon rind I got fifty grapes I’m tryna make my crepe in your...”
Jun 3rd
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I've Been Glazin'
I’ve been glazin’ That’s the reason That the oven’s fired up this evenin’ I’m exhausted Can’t stop eatin’ Holdin’ on to my spicy seasonin’ No matter what they’ll never take food from me Food stains is as large as your eyes can see
Jun 2nd
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i-am-charles asked: I would just like to say:
I approve thoroughly of this blog.
Jun 2nd
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Jun 2nd
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Everything I Ate
Oh Oh Ohhhh Damn, here we go again Oh Oh ohhhh Please pass the bread, cause I gotta spread the jam Now everything I ate, made me everything I am. Damn, here we go again. People eating shit, but when the shit hits the pan Everything I ate, made me everything I am. I’ll never make a picture-perfect seared tuna Serve a perfect lemon tart or buy the best gouda Remember it from Whole...
Jun 1st
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May 2011
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“Stop it, Stop it None of this pot shit Everybody know I’m a mother...”
– Lobster
May 18th
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May 18th
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