February 2011
19 posts
Monster (The Roasted Remix)
The best chicken roast-ed hands down, ha More sweet cornbread right now, ha And I got leftovers inside my fridge, And I like to get my nachos wit extra whiz. Ain’t no cola cold as this, root beer float with extra fizz, Chicken wrap for a snack, Red sauce, white sauce, no salads. And my only focus is marinated boneless ribs, Food coma inside my crib, wet nap and I don’t need a bib.
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“Tender beef, you’re gonna be the death of me
I don’t want to but I...”
– Tender Beef
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a-maize-ing
it’s a-maize-ing, i’m the reason
we’re eating corn on the cob this evening
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“Pasta Pasta beef and ricotta
Everybody knows what goes into Lasagna
Imma...”
– Lasagna submitted by wastedelixir
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“All of the spice
Clove spice
Jerk spice, Sage spice
Thyme spice, Saffron...”
– All of the Spice
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Cooka T in Eat Away
24/7, 365, pizza stays on my mind
I-I-I-I ate it, all right, all right, I admit it
Now pick your next food, you could leave or eat wit’ it
Cookin’ on a stove with that motherfuckin’ top off
Bake and go where? Back to eating homemade pies?
Knock it off, eaters, cough it up
Let’s talk over mai tais, waitress, top it off
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The power of “No One Man Should Have All That Flour’ in the form of a text from my home boy…
2/10/11, 3:28pm “Listening to monster in the car and blurted out my crescent is a present kiss my ass?”
[ed note]: this happens to me too, then i laugh through the rest of the song. all of them are ruined in the best way if that makes sense.
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“Doin my thing,
Choppin up some greens,
Hands on the apron that’s coverin...”
– Cook One For The Team submitted by trapmyfreedom
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“It’s what you all been waiting for ain’t it?
Smelled so good they all...”
– Grey Poupon submitted by valiantlowitz
only one person runs this tumblr
and she is a procrastinating bitch. sending me asks and macros/memes wondering why or when your submission will be posted is a sure fire way to make sure it’s another week before it happens.
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“I’m about to spread jam
Bought a new jar of Smuckers
Let these slices...”
– J.A.M.
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“She told me make whatever you like
She said she gon bring her friend
and we...”
– Kanye’s verse from Make Her Say submitted by mrevarg
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“Meatball sub
God show me the flav’
cause this blandness tryin’ to break me...”
– Meatball Sub submitted by JGallagher
lunasakura-deactivated20110722 asked: Can you write something with only vegetables in the lyrics?
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“Best tasting corn bread hands down, huh?
Ham hocks, boar’s head right...”
mattzakgoldmanstacks asked: If I recorded a cover, would you post it?
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“Didn’t you know I was waiting on food?
Waiting on a meal that’ll never come...”
– Bad Stew submitted arke1991
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“Man I promise, she’s so carnivorous
She eats a tortilla till she’s chewing on...”
– Chowing Down submitted by schwandrea 