March 2011
9 posts
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Monster
Pasta, Pasta, Penne a la Vodka, everybody know’s u gotta mince the fucking garlic
i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet
i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet
drop it, drop it, in the hot water, you can even add a pinch of salt if you wanna
but i need to see you wash your hands at the faucet
i’mma need to see you wash you hands….
best...
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All of the bites
all of the bites!
all of the bites!
sugar and spice in here baby
extra sweet, i hope ya can eat this
sugar and spice in here baby
ya know what i need
need you to eat everything
want you to eat all of the bites!
all of the bites!
all of the bites!
soft smOres, donuts with no cores
all of the bites!
until they see how hungry we are
all of the bites.
if you want to be a glutton for...
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All of the Wine (If You Chug it You'll Regret it...
Morning breaks I hold my head Oh God it aches Wish I were dead No beer last night Drank wine instead Had too much white Way too much red I’ve got the spins I wanna vom My cell phone rings Shit, it’s my mom Don’t wanna talk Don’t wanna tell Her that I’ve got the fuckin’ hangover from hell White wine, red wine Rice wine, blush wine Box wine, jug wine All of the...
all of the ice
Drink is warm My beer’s got head Water gone…my state solid I ask my girl, she drinkin’ red She like it warm, thats what she said I’m want it cold, I’m almost there I’m on my way, and i’m drinkin’ beers I want some ice, frozen cubes replacin’ heat Bartender ask, do you need another scoop from me? All of the ice cubed ice, crushed ice, shaved ice cold ice, need ice...
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Bunaway Love (Remix)
I got snacks like the International House of Pancakes
Back at home, ready to add a box of Corn Flakes.
Don’t forget, I’ve got baguettes.
Remember, they’re made how you love,
And sweetened with Triple Sec.
It just happened: I was watching the sausage blacken
The links sizzled and I opened the grease trap.
Takers? Yeah, I can slice like a baker.
Cooking for a year or...
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Devil In A New Dressing
Uh, uh
I love the dough
I love the dough
You know?
Put your hands up it’s from concentration
The way that figgy look is a sin
I’m diggin’ in
I know I’m peachin’ to the culination
We love chessus, but you done learn a lot from rasins
I mean, the fillet did a lot of bakin’
We ain’t marinated, but tonight Imma need some syrup, and a bit of...
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“Cheese slice
Meltin’
Lettuce and add sautéed onions
Bacon
Two beef...”
– Cheese Slice (Street Lights)
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Whiskaway
I sent this bitch a picture of my whisk
I don’t know what it is with egg whites,
but I ain’t too good at that shit.
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Filet Game.
Let’s play Filet…Game
I’ll cook you, more
Let’s play Filet…Game, for sure…
Let’s have the Flam….be,
I’ll eat you, more
Let’s have the Flam…be, for sure.
I’ll call you Chef for sure..
As a last resort, and my first resort…
You call me Bobby Flay for looong…
But at the end of this, the garlic’s...
