Pasta, Pasta, Penne a la Vodka, everybody know’s u gotta mince the fucking garlic i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet drop it, drop it, in the hot water, you can even add a pinch of salt if you wanna but i need to see you wash your hands at the faucet i’mma need to see you wash you hands…. best...
All of the bites
all of the bites! all of the bites! sugar and spice in here baby extra sweet, i hope ya can eat this sugar and spice in here baby ya know what i need need you to eat everything want you to eat all of the bites! all of the bites! all of the bites! soft smOres, donuts with no cores all of the bites! until they see how hungry we are all of the bites. if you want to be a glutton for...
All of the Wine (If You Chug it You'll Regret it...
Morning breaks I hold my head Oh God it aches Wish I were dead No beer last night Drank wine instead Had too much white Way too much red I’ve got the spins I wanna vom My cell phone rings Shit, it’s my mom Don’t wanna talk Don’t wanna tell Her that I’ve got the fuckin’ hangover from hell White wine, red wine Rice wine, blush wine Box wine, jug wine All of the...
all of the ice
Drink is warm My beer’s got head Water gone…my state solid I ask my girl, she drinkin’ red She like it warm, thats what she said I’m want it cold, I’m almost there I’m on my way, and i’m drinkin’ beers I want some ice, frozen cubes replacin’ heat Bartender ask, do you need another scoop from me? All of the ice cubed ice, crushed ice, shaved ice cold ice, need ice...
Bunaway Love (Remix)
I got snacks like the International House of Pancakes Back at home, ready to add a box of Corn Flakes. Don’t forget, I’ve got baguettes. Remember, they’re made how you love, And sweetened with Triple Sec. It just happened: I was watching the sausage blacken The links sizzled and I opened the grease trap. Takers? Yeah, I can slice like a baker. Cooking for a year or...
Devil In A New Dressing
Uh, uh I love the dough I love the dough You know? Put your hands up it’s from concentration The way that figgy look is a sin I’m diggin’ in I know I’m peachin’ to the culination We love chessus, but you done learn a lot from rasins I mean, the fillet did a lot of bakin’ We ain’t marinated, but tonight Imma need some syrup, and a bit of...
Cheese slice Meltin’ Lettuce and add sautéed onions Bacon Two beef...– Cheese Slice (Street Lights)
I sent this bitch a picture of my whisk I don’t know what it is with egg whites, but I ain’t too good at that shit.
Let’s play Filet…Game I’ll cook you, more Let’s play Filet…Game, for sure… Let’s have the Flam….be, I’ll eat you, more Let’s have the Flam…be, for sure. I’ll call you Chef for sure.. As a last resort, and my first resort… You call me Bobby Flay for looong… But at the end of this, the garlic’s...