May 2011
11 posts
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April 2011
25 posts
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“No Warhead should be so damn sour
My mouth’s burning, please save me Jack...”
– SOUR
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All Waffles Brown
Oh, can you make all waffles brown
Jelly on ohh, all waffles brown
Man, sous-vide so noxious
I have no idea what to do with these collards
The main reason I’m makin’ em has to do with my honey
I can’t opt out, we’ve got company coming
Now, tell me that ain’t a pickle for sure
The Igloo cooler seems so undisturbed
Softened butter, three hours, a...
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I say fuck the fried chicken, thats how I treat em We buy our way out of KFC, but we can’t buy weight loss
We’ll take a lot of sauce packets when we don’t really need em Things we eat to cover up what’s inside Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth That’s why shortys hollering “where the fatties’ at?” Skinny people buy regular,...
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I ate 30 nuggets then I ate another 30
CUZ UNLIKE HAMMER 30 NUGGETS CAN’T HURT ME
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“Girl, you need some flavonoids
Go eat some hot bok choy
Go eat some
Baby,...”
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Cookaway
Found recipes in the mail.
I sent this bitch a picture of my dish.
I don’t know what it is with cheese and ale,
But I’m not too good at that shit.
See I could have me a good meal,
But still be addicted to them meat racks.
So I’ll just order a meal for you,
At least you know that’s what I’m good at.
And I always cook, yea I always cook something wrong.
...
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In the night I hear it callin’
“Eat me now! Come take a bite!”
And it’s so hard for me to fight
So I just might
Go eat that Hershey’s Chocolate (Chocolate)
Go eat that Hershey’s Chocolate (Chocolate)
Go eat that Hershey’s Chocolate
-Hershey’s Chocolate (in the style of “Heartless”)
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hatethecat asked: Idk if it's been done, but is this okay? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ULW5vUath8
dataintme-deactivated20110923 asked: Dessert is spelled with two s's. Just in case you're a spelling perfectionist.
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Desert in a New Dress
Put your hands up to the constellations,
The way you cook with cinnamon is just a sensation.
I know I’m feasting with the congregation
We love cheese steaks, but we still depend on crustacean.
I mean the service was a lot of waiting,
We ain’t licensed but I’m doing this for poor nations.
May the chefs forgive us,
May Bobby Flay be with us
In that magic hour, I’ve...
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“I told her to drive over for some dinner
Bring some Riesling with her
I’m...”
– Toast Jamz
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Hey lasagna
(Hey lasagna) I wanna spread cheese on top of you, cuz I’m so hungry for you Let me tell you what I’m about to do, (Hey lasagna ) I know I act a fool but, I promise you I’m goin back to Culinary school I appreciate how you bake for me I just want to heat you up to 360 degrees (Hey lasagna )
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Hell of a Pie
She said her price go down if she ever burn a black pie,
Or burn brownies, or pop a soufflé
It’s kinda crazy that’s all considered the same thing,
Well I guess a lot of bakers burn ev’rything
And if the tarts have too much of a sour tang
She’ll have to make cakes shaped just like a wang
dang dang dang dang dang
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Good Morning
Eat up Mr. West, Mr Fresh, and digest Mr,
a plate of roast pork and veg-
I mean ham. Can I have some chicken breast?
and the peas mother, buttered peas, and curried eggs.
And yes, can you pass, that delicious bass,
and sweet potato mash,
seasoned with just a dash,
or splash, of salt, and eaten hasty
Homie this sh*t is tasty,
and now some apple pastry,
Good morning.
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“Put your hands to the crepe creations
The way you look should be a shrimp, you...”
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All of the Lights (rice)
Something wrong
With Uncle Ben
His rice is gone
That nigga dead!
I steamed my girl, some rice that’s red
I set that time, and went to bed
It’s boiling up, it’s almost there
I’m on my way, headed up the stairs
To my surprise, a nigga replacing me
I had to take him to that Fried Rice University
All of the rice
White rice, wild rice, brown rice,
Jasmine rice,...
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