No Warhead should be so damn sour My mouth’s burning, please save me Jack...– SOUR
All Waffles Brown
Oh, can you make all waffles brown Jelly on ohh, all waffles brown Man, sous-vide so noxious I have no idea what to do with these collards The main reason I’m makin’ em has to do with my honey I can’t opt out, we’ve got company coming Now, tell me that ain’t a pickle for sure The Igloo cooler seems so undisturbed Softened butter, three hours, a...
I say fuck the fried chicken, thats how I treat em We buy our way out of KFC, but we can’t buy weight loss We’ll take a lot of sauce packets when we don’t really need em Things we eat to cover up what’s inside Cause they make us hate ourself and love they wealth That’s why shortys hollering “where the fatties’ at?” Skinny people buy regular,...
I ate 30 nuggets then I ate another 30 CUZ UNLIKE HAMMER 30 NUGGETS CAN’T HURT ME
Girl, you need some flavonoids Go eat some hot bok choy Go eat some Baby,...
Found recipes in the mail. I sent this bitch a picture of my dish. I don’t know what it is with cheese and ale, But I’m not too good at that shit. See I could have me a good meal, But still be addicted to them meat racks. So I’ll just order a meal for you, At least you know that’s what I’m good at. And I always cook, yea I always cook something wrong. ...
In the night I hear it callin’ “Eat me now! Come take a bite!” And it’s so hard for me to fight So I just might Go eat that Hershey’s Chocolate (Chocolate) Go eat that Hershey’s Chocolate (Chocolate) Go eat that Hershey’s Chocolate -Hershey’s Chocolate (in the style of “Heartless”)
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Desert in a New Dress
Put your hands up to the constellations, The way you cook with cinnamon is just a sensation. I know I’m feasting with the congregation We love cheese steaks, but we still depend on crustacean. I mean the service was a lot of waiting, We ain’t licensed but I’m doing this for poor nations. May the chefs forgive us, May Bobby Flay be with us In that magic hour, I’ve...
I told her to drive over for some dinner Bring some Riesling with her I’m...– Toast Jamz
(Hey lasagna) I wanna spread cheese on top of you, cuz I’m so hungry for you Let me tell you what I’m about to do, (Hey lasagna ) I know I act a fool but, I promise you I’m goin back to Culinary school I appreciate how you bake for me I just want to heat you up to 360 degrees (Hey lasagna )
Hell of a Pie
She said her price go down if she ever burn a black pie, Or burn brownies, or pop a soufflé It’s kinda crazy that’s all considered the same thing, Well I guess a lot of bakers burn ev’rything And if the tarts have too much of a sour tang She’ll have to make cakes shaped just like a wang dang dang dang dang dang
Eat up Mr. West, Mr Fresh, and digest Mr, a plate of roast pork and veg- I mean ham. Can I have some chicken breast? and the peas mother, buttered peas, and curried eggs. And yes, can you pass, that delicious bass, and sweet potato mash, seasoned with just a dash, or splash, of salt, and eaten hasty Homie this sh*t is tasty, and now some apple pastry, Good morning.
Put your hands to the crepe creations The way you look should be a shrimp, you...
All of the Lights (rice)
Something wrong With Uncle Ben His rice is gone That nigga dead! I steamed my girl, some rice that’s red I set that time, and went to bed It’s boiling up, it’s almost there I’m on my way, headed up the stairs To my surprise, a nigga replacing me I had to take him to that Fried Rice University All of the rice White rice, wild rice, brown rice, Jasmine rice,...
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