“I gotta testify, come up in the spot with some extra fries
‘Fore the day I die, I’mma bake some pies
Back when they thought cupcakes woulda hurt the Roc,
‘Fore Pillsbury got the fresh to pop, oven doors was closed.
I felt like Little Debbie’s street team, I couldn’t work the frost
Now let’s go.
Take ‘em back to the plan…
Me and my momma hopped on that cookie pan.
Any pastry chefs I ain’t talked to them,
Plus, I ain’t have no stove in my apartment.
Let’s take ‘em back to the store.
Least about an hour I would stand on line,
I just wanted supplies.
I went to Red Lobster, hour after I got my advance.
I just wanted to brine.
Jay’s favorite line: “Dog, read the box”
Now he look at me, like “Damn, dog, you got this shit locked.”
A bakery legend.
I think I died on some Sylvia Plath, cause this cook-ing heaven”—