Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
Yes I did
I baked it myself and ate it at my crib
Just a lil somethin, show you how I live
Everybody want some but it ain’t for them
Mmmm Mmmm it’s my shit
But if you gonna eat it, eat it just like this
You don’t see just how moist this cake is?
You don’t see just how thick this cream is?
I don’t see why I need to share it
When I eat chocolate so much, I can bleed it
I don’t know I just wanted it all for myself
And I ain’t sayin’ that I’m even hungry
But every time I bake a cake, it always tempts me
My doctor says, “Eat too much and you’ll get diabetes.”
I’m sorta like Brando and salami
In real life, I ain’t talking bout the movies
'Cause at every dinner I'll eat some
Brand new chocolate cake to get fat from
And I don’t know what to do with dough
Cause I use Betty Crocker that I buy from the store