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Two Buns

Two buns, United States, no love, no steaks,

Sesame, sourdough, whole wheat,

Big Macs, fat folk, kitchen heat,

Trans fats, everybody EAT,

Two buns, Mickey D’s, Burger Kings, hot shit

Calm down, come in, hungry people got this

We won’t stop to shit, everybody EAT,

Two buns, Wendy’s, Arbys’,

Two patties, too hungry, too many, buy two, one’s free

These streets know hungry, can’t eat, don’t play

Two Words remix

I gotta testify, come up in the spot with some extra fries
‘Fore the day I die, I’mma bake some pies
Back when they thought cupcakes woulda hurt the Roc,
‘Fore Pillsbury got the fresh to pop, oven doors was closed.
I felt like Little Debbie’s street team, I couldn’t work the frost
Now let’s go.
Take ‘em back to the plan…
Me and my momma hopped on that cookie pan.
Any pastry chefs I ain’t talked to them,
Plus, I ain’t have no stove in my apartment.
Let’s take ‘em back to the store.
Least about an hour I would stand on line,
I just wanted supplies.
I went to Red Lobster, hour after I got my advance.
I just wanted to brine.
Jay’s favorite line: “Dog, read the box”
Now he look at me, like “Damn, dog, you got this shit locked.”
A bakery legend.
I think I died on some Sylvia Plath, cause this cook-ing heaven —  

Bake The Pies submitted by drwallace

sophia—nicole:

the-madame-hatter:

hiphopsince1992:

greatness…

i’m not sure what’s happening, but i like it?

y’all already know where this is going

(via sophia-nicole)

Grocery Shopping With Yeezy!

kanyesdayoff:

So many choices!

Mad long line….

Self check out? Holla! Also checking out the shawty doing it herself? Holla!

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azizisbored:

Just Ced - Monster (Taco Bell Remix) (Original by Kanye West)

This dude’s dedication to his Taco Bell “Monster” Remix is unreal. For real, someone at Taco Bell give this dude free Taco Bell for life. Watch the whole way through, at the least til he hits the Jay verse. SMH.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHIPS IN YOUR BURITTTOOOOOOOO? 

 it’s on here now, no more messages about it, por favor.

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kanyesdayoff:

Dope birthday party though.

why is this blog so beautiful?

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happy birthye

brain-power:

Tomorrow is Kanye West’s birthday, and I am to have a party to celebrate with a few of my friends. Today we made this cookie with his face on it to have at the party tomorrow. It is enormous, and awesome.

YEEZY TAUGHT ME.

this needs to be here

(Source: spiritbear)

I know a bar out in Mars
Where they fry ‘tato chip with mallomars
Enchiladas, grape fruits and lemon bars
Getting stupid jam straight up out the jar
Hot Pockets on Shrek, Tacos, TexMex
Tell me what’s next, cavier chex?
I’ma debone you, then I’ma smoke you
See I caught a tuna, so I tell ya what to stew
I tell ya what to roux, what to brew, what to chew

I got a melon rind
I got fifty grapes
I’m tryna make my crepe in your milky way
I’m a legend, I’m irreverent
I be revvin
I be so fa-a-ar up, we gon eat a duuuh-uh-uck
Welcome to the danger scone
Grab a bowl of fricassee
You will soon delight in our spread of fancy meats
They calling me an alien
A big headed gastronaut
Maybe it’s because your boy Yeezy get bass a lot

I’ve Been Glazin’

I’ve been glazin’
That’s the reason
That the oven’s fired up this evenin’

I’m exhausted
Can’t stop eatin’
Holdin’ on to my spicy seasonin’

No matter what they’ll never take food from me
Food stains is as large as your eyes can see

i-am-charles-deactivated2012120 asked: I would just like to say:
I approve thoroughly of this blog.

i can’t believe i’ve had this tumblr for so long and didn’t have your approval. perhaps i should delete all previous posts and start over.