bought the biggest quail i ever seen
thick and plump; the meat is clean
who knew this bird was built so lean
I will cook it then we’ll reconvene
Cup, Plate, Knife; soup goes in a bowl
pairing everything with a dinner roll
I boiled up chicken wings; we don’t need no mo’
we never have it cold, oh
Sauté Sauté, Sauté Sauté— you will need a wok right now
you need a wok right now
flambé , flambé flambé — juices will be dropping now
you need to mop it now, mop it mop it
cause i don’t want no mo porkchop
you cooked it using chicken stock
splendid brew won’t save a total flop
no, i won’t eat a bowl of slop