Monster
Pasta, Pasta, Penne a la Vodka, everybody know’s u gotta mince the fucking garlic
i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet
i’mma need to see you wash your hands at the faucet
drop it, drop it, in the hot water, you can even add a pinch of salt if you wanna
but i need to see you wash your hands at the faucet
i’mma need to see you wash you hands….
best pot on the stove right now huh?
less talk more salt right now huh?
and the fire’s as red as the devil is
and i’m about to throw a cake in the oven kid
chicken, steak, or even fish, ain’t nobody kosher bitch
do the salad and desert, serving up ya favorite dish
and my only focus is “does the garnish go with this”
argue with my sou chefs, acting like don’t exist
i heard the people sayin “Ye your food is crap mane”
cookin at the stove always give me back pains
fucking up my orders so yeah they sent it back mane
Chi chef and these hoes love my soufle
she came up to me and said “order number to down”
if you want a 2 for table 1 tell the sou now
this that asian/mexican, i call it jose-kung pow
got damn Yeezy how you hit ‘em wit a new style?
know dat fucking recipe, what you gon’ cook now?
whatever i wanna cook, GOSH, it’s food now
naw gonna cook, take it off the stove
think i really really need to really let it cool down
could you please put top on this
i said the best advice is to add more asparagus
have you ever served lunch to a pharaoh?
i served breakfast in a sarcophagus
at the zoo cookin meals for rhinoceros
head of the class and i was just choppin shit
i’m living the kitchen and my counter top is glass
and all my pot’s enamel coated brass
