Cake Champion
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
Yes I did
I baked it myself and ate it at my crib
Just a lil somethin, show you how I live
Everybody want some but it ain’t for them
Mmmm Mmmm it’s my shit
But if you gonna eat it, eat it just like this
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
You don’t see just how moist this cake is?
You don’t see just how thick this cream is?
I don’t see why I need to share it
When I eat chocolate so much, I can bleed it
I don’t know I just wanted it all for myself
And I ain’t sayin’ that I’m even hungry
But every time I bake a cake, it always tempts me
My doctor says, “Eat too much and you’ll get diabetes.”
I’m sorta like Brando and salami
In real life, I ain’t talking bout the movies
‘Cause at every dinner I’ll eat some
Brand new chocolate cake to get fat from
And I don’t know what to do with dough
Cause I use Betty Crocker that I buy from the store
And hey…
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
