Kanye Chef

I invented snacks In between meals, bag of chips I just pop’d the sack Poof, I guess I got my...

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 08:40:28 -0800

I invented snacks

In between meals, bag of chips I just pop’d the sack

Poof, I guess I got my fritos back, truth

New snack alert, Kudos

Or the Nature Valley Granola’s I got two-a-those

Almonds out the can to the bag and I pour em’ slow

Ziplock, Unzip, see my nuts through the hole

Damn ants on a log, where the hell you been?

Ni**gas snackin’ real reckless, funyuns

I’m on top of my snacks, yeah i’m muffin’in

Crumbs about to make me tuck my whole napkin in

I know I’m full but I’m gonna need snacks again

They ain’t see me I was snackin’ with my other friends

Last snack I was with my other other friends

Throw your pretzels up cause it’s finally dinner time again

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Sat, 21 Jan 2012 11:40:27 -0800

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Tue, 03 Jan 2012 14:38:49 -0800

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Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:08:58 -0800

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insinaty: wu tang flan ain’t nothin to fuck wit i know it...

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 11:54:25 -0800

insinaty:

wu tang flan ain’t nothin to fuck wit

i know it isn’t kanye but it belongs here in spirit.

kidemat: Maybe I’m just really out of the pop-culture, loop,...

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 17:15:42 -0800

kidemat:

Maybe I’m just really out of the pop-culture, loop, cause I don’t know why this post is tagged Jay-Z and Kanye, but what the tags should say is MrChiCity3.

#kanye west #gotta have it #jay-z #Watch the Throne

“Kanye West lyrics rewritten to be about food. Macros, cakes, shopped album covers, really anything goes.”

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Sun, 20 Nov 2011 09:52:05 -0800

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Fri, 18 Nov 2011 07:34:00 -0800

"Jello jello jello jello white America Fill my plate with cheddar puffs Honey macaroni Man, I really..."

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 08:10:49 -0800

“Jello jello jello jello white America
Fill my plate with cheddar puffs
Honey macaroni
Man, I really miss those pudding pops”

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Tue, 08 Nov 2011 13:55:00 -0800

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Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:21:06 -0700

Fried so hard muh fuggas can’t bite me. that shit baked. that shit baked. that shit...

Fri, 28 Oct 2011 10:56:22 -0700

Fried so hard muh fuggas can’t bite me.

that shit baked.

she said “Ye, can we get breakfast at the Hyatt?”

I said “Nah bitch, you know i’m on a diet.”

I mean I’ll sneak dessert if you can keep quiet.

Weight Watchers find out and you know they gonna riot.

Fried so hard, that shit baked.

Ain’t it, Jay?

Whatchu eatin? Creme brulee?

Whip cream so cold. But it’s ok.

Act like you’ll ever be around frozen custard like this again.

Chubby girl. Hefty man.

Fuck that bitch, she don’t want her flan?

I’m on Kanye’s Workout Plan.

I’m just sayin…

Ace of Cakes ain’t do it right, if you ask me.

If i was there, I would’ve used Hershey and Nestle.

What’s creamy? Nutella.

What’s cheese? Mozzerella.

What’s raw? Salmonella.

What’s that finish? Vanilla?

Doctor’s say all this cream cheese,

gon’ give me diabetes.

got some niggas in Rome,

makin chocolate paninis.

Watch The Cone

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 17:27:00 -0700

Watch The Cone

That's My Chips

Wed, 26 Oct 2011 10:45:30 -0700

You have no idea who you’re cooking with

Something to garnish this realest dish

Pop champagne, I’ll give you a sip

Bout to mix with rum, how come?

Yeah that’s my chips, that’s my chips.

Fritos right there? That’s my chips.

I’ve been baking for a long, long time

Just to dip in this ranch so fly

And spread with a knife, spread with a knife

Need more dip just to survive.

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Tue, 25 Oct 2011 09:30:06 -0700

"Prawns so raw Motherfuckers wanna brine meat That dish cray That dish cray That dish cray She said..."

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 13:51:54 -0700

“Prawns so raw
Motherfuckers wanna brine meat
That dish cray
That dish cray
That dish cray
She said “Ye can we put berries in the slaw?”
I said “look you need to thaw before you broil.”
Cobbler with peaches and cinnamon
Now tell me this dessert don’t have it all?”

Kanye Westaurant by Alex Pardee

Fri, 07 Oct 2011 13:06:00 -0700

Kanye Westaurant by Alex Pardee

russianrev: my beautiful golden brown twisted fantasy

Mon, 03 Oct 2011 10:21:19 -0700

russianrev:

my beautiful golden brown twisted fantasy

matt-t: WHAT SHE ORDER? - CHICK FIL A

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 12:20:48 -0700

matt-t:

WHAT SHE ORDER? - CHICK FIL A

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Rotisserie

Tue, 20 Sep 2011 11:27:00 -0700

My Beautiful Dark Twisted Rotisserie