Jello jello jello jello white America
Fill my plate with cheddar puffs
Honey macaroni
Man, I really miss those pudding pops

Fried so hard muh fuggas can’t bite me.

that shit baked.

that shit baked. 

that shit baked. 

she said “Ye, can we get breakfast at the Hyatt?”

I said “Nah bitch, you know i’m on a diet.”

I mean I’ll sneak dessert if you can keep quiet.

Weight Watchers find out and you know they gonna riot.

Fried so hard, that shit baked.

Ain’t it, Jay?

Whatchu eatin? Creme brulee? 

Whip cream so cold. But it’s ok.

Act like you’ll ever be around frozen custard like this again.

Chubby girl. Hefty man.

Fuck that bitch, she don’t want her flan?

I’m on Kanye’s Workout Plan.

I’m just sayin…

Ace of Cakes ain’t do it right, if you ask me.

If i was there, I would’ve used Hershey and Nestle. 

What’s creamy? Nutella.

What’s cheese? Mozzerella.

What’s raw? Salmonella. 

What’s that finish? Vanilla?

Doctor’s say all this cream cheese,

gon’ give me diabetes.

got some niggas in Rome,

makin chocolate paninis. 

That’s My Chips

You have no idea who you’re cooking with

Something to garnish this realest dish

Pop champagne, I’ll give you a sip

Bout to mix with rum, how come?

Yeah that’s my chips, that’s my chips.

Fritos right there? That’s my chips.

I’ve been baking for a long, long time

Just to dip in this ranch so fly

And spread with a knife, spread with a knife 

Need more dip just to survive. 

Cake Champion

Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?

Yes I did

I baked it myself and ate it at my crib

Just a lil somethin, show you how I live

Everybody want some but it ain’t for them

Mmmm Mmmm it’s my shit

But if you gonna eat it, eat it just like this

Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?

You don’t see just how moist this cake is?

You don’t see just how thick this cream is?

I don’t see why I need to share it

When I eat chocolate so much, I can bleed it

I don’t know I just wanted it all for myself

And I ain’t sayin’ that I’m even hungry

But every time I bake a cake, it always tempts me

My doctor says, “Eat too much and you’ll get diabetes.”

I’m sorta like Brando and salami

In real life, I ain’t talking bout the movies

‘Cause at every dinner I’ll eat some

Brand new chocolate cake to get fat from

And I don’t know what to do with dough

Cause I use Betty Crocker that I buy from the store

And hey…

Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?

Two Buns

Two buns, United States, no love, no steaks,

Sesame, sourdough, whole wheat,

Big Macs, fat folk, kitchen heat,

Trans fats, everybody EAT,

Two buns, Mickey D’s, Burger Kings, hot shit

Calm down, come in, hungry people got this

We won’t stop to shit, everybody EAT,

Two buns, Wendy’s, Arbys’,

Two patties, too hungry, too many, buy two, one’s free

These streets know hungry, can’t eat, don’t play

Two Words remix

I’ve Been Glazin’

I’ve been glazin’
That’s the reason
That the oven’s fired up this evenin’

I’m exhausted
Can’t stop eatin’
Holdin’ on to my spicy seasonin’

No matter what they’ll never take food from me
Food stains is as large as your eyes can see

Everything I Ate

Oh Oh Ohhhh

Damn, here we go again

Oh Oh ohhhh

Please pass the bread, cause I gotta spread the jam

Now everything I ate, made me everything I am.

Damn, here we go again.

People eating shit, but when the shit hits the pan

Everything I ate, made me everything I am.

I’ll never make a picture-perfect seared tuna

Serve a perfect lemon tart or buy the best gouda

Remember it from Whole Foods

It was paired with the Reisling

But it tasted alright with the merlot that we bring,

I never could see how people could eat a

McDonald’s fish filet with fries and not throw up

You see what I cooked up?

You see what I made ya? a plate of delicious chicken marsala

I never rock the grill in the wintertime like Bobby Flay

Or call olive oil E.V.O.O. like Rachel Ray

Let me know if you feelin’ my ham.

Cause everything I ate, made me everything I am.

Damn, here we go again.

Everybody’s eatin’ fruit from a can

Everything I ate, made me everything I am.

Damn, here we go again.

People eat shit, but when the shit hits the pan,

Everything I ate, made me everything I am.

Dark Pantry

I fantasized bout this back in Chicago

Mercy mercy me, italian gelato.

That’s me the first year on my stove

How you say I eat in Spanish? It’s “Yo como.”

We drown with syrup all of the waffles,

We found savory sweets and a Rollo.

DJ’s need to listen to the chefs tho,

“You ain’t got no fuckin cheese in that Pizza Roll?” (You ain’t got no cheese?)

Stupid, but what the hell can I grow?

I’m just a young Bobby Flay on Michael Simon flow

And Rachel Raye cookin me some fresh bread rolls,

So much food, Kobayashi couldn’t be hollow.

All Waffles Brown

Oh, can you make all waffles brown

Jelly on ohh, all waffles brown

Man, sous-vide so noxious

I have no idea what to do with these collards

The main reason I’m makin’ em has to do with my honey

I can’t opt out, we’ve got company coming 

Now, tell me that ain’t a pickle for sure

The Igloo cooler seems so undisturbed

Softened butter, three hours, a corn’s ear

She like, bring a bucket, fill it with ice and beer

‘Cause when the eggs turn out runny and you crack a new pair

And your King Arthur Flour is all up in the air

It’s so luscious, with the guests near here

Couldn’t get my cutting board to fit on the counter, put it on my solar plexus

She had this ghee so long ago, and here’s a bay leaf

Hope won’t give our friends the heaves

She be peeling some apples for the curried beef

Single cracked peppercorn afflicted with a whole oxtail

Oh, can you make all waffles brown

Jelly on ohh, all waffles brown