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russianrev:

my beautiful golden brown twisted fantasy

(via thegospelofyeezy)

Flambé West

No Warhead should be so damn sour
My mouth’s burning, please save me Jack Bauer
Spit’s dribbling, Lord, heal with your power
This shit’s dissolvin’ my jowls —  SOUR

Doin my thing,
Choppin up some greens,
Hands on the apron that’s coverin up my jeans,
Your meal’s kosher,
My meal’s cuisine ,
But you know what though?
I’ma cook, I’ma cook this one for the team. —  Cook One For The Team submitted by trapmyfreedom

I drink some milk for breakfast, some nesquick for dessert.
Somebody flip the pancakes, I just brought the sizzurp.
These flapjacks here could drive a sane man berserk.
Not to worry; my Aunt Jemima’s back to wizurck.

How do you feed my mom and give her life support?
Tell her that her son is cookin’ for sport!
And just imagine how my stomach feels:
At the table scared as hell the potatoes aren’t properly peeled.

—  Roux The Wire submitted by zachoxley

I’ve been washin’ dishes my whole life
My meals be keepin’ me up at night
Souffle, ice cream ain’t never wrong
You know what, just take a bite, aight? —  I Wonder submitted by Bstebner

If my sous chef salts them again, I’m a be assaulting him,

After he left the damn lamb uncut, I had to reduce the heat on the duck,

Send him back, take his chef hat,

Look at his braised pork, who going eat that?

Yea he’s slow, don’t know how to sauce,

So if they return this dish, wasn’t my fault.

—  Glazeshift submitted by Mike J to the tune of Spaceship

Wake up, Mr. West, Mr. West, Mr. Fresh, Mr. We-Cookin-Up-Some-Zest

I mean, damn, did you see that chicken breast?

You got meat, grillin master, meat - let the sauce set

And yes, there’s a mass of any and every bass

Lickin’ it up so fast, you’re makin a huge mess, I guess, this is your diet vacation

Homie, this food is dangerous, welcome to an obese nation

Food Mornin’ (fooooooooooooood) Food Mornin’

—  Food Morning submitted by lnymurphy

Got a Fish Filet

Nothing’s as delicious as cookie trays

From the shop, got me some fresh bread today

Eat, Pray, Love like Julia Roberts say

Before you ask me for corn on the cob today,

Can I at least get some chicken with basil and sage

—  submitted by dillydallyshillyshally

And I chew the rind
Yeah I chew the rind
Yeah I chew the rind til it’s long gone
Been working on this orange for way too long
So hungry for citrus from the Florida coast
Fruit so good that I just have to boast —  Citrus Runaway submitted by sconnie_girl

On lonely nights I start to bake
On lonely nights I start to bake
She loves a chocolate mint souffle
She loves a chocolate mint souffle
Recipes made for the dopest dinner
Deep fried chicken, will I ever love again?
Recipes made for the dopest dinner —  Dopest Dinner

Have you ever ate soup from a bread bowl?
I’d say my favorite is creamy asparagus
Now she say the soup burned her esophagus
Wouldn’t happen if you let it cool before you swallowed it
Waiter took forever we can order at fucking last
“The pheasant is impressive, stuffed with bass