I invented snacks
In between meals, bag of chips I just pop’d the sack
Poof, I guess I got my fritos back, truth
New snack alert, Kudos
Or the Nature Valley Granola’s I got two-a-those
Almonds out the can to the bag and I pour em’ slow
Ziplock, Unzip, see my nuts through the hole
Damn ants on a log, where the hell you been?
Ni**gas snackin’ real reckless, funyuns
I’m on top of my snacks, yeah i’m muffin’in
Crumbs about to make me tuck my whole napkin in
I know I’m full but I’m gonna need snacks again
They ain’t see me I was snackin’ with my other friends
Last snack I was with my other other friends
Throw your pretzels up cause it’s finally dinner time again
Fried so hard muh fuggas can’t bite me.
that shit baked.
that shit baked.
that shit baked.
she said “Ye, can we get breakfast at the Hyatt?”
I said “Nah bitch, you know i’m on a diet.”
I mean I’ll sneak dessert if you can keep quiet.
Weight Watchers find out and you know they gonna riot.
Fried so hard, that shit baked.
Ain’t it, Jay?
Whatchu eatin? Creme brulee?
Whip cream so cold. But it’s ok.
Act like you’ll ever be around frozen custard like this again.
Chubby girl. Hefty man.
Fuck that bitch, she don’t want her flan?
I’m on Kanye’s Workout Plan.
I’m just sayin…
Ace of Cakes ain’t do it right, if you ask me.
If i was there, I would’ve used Hershey and Nestle.
What’s creamy? Nutella.
What’s cheese? Mozzerella.
What’s raw? Salmonella.
What’s that finish? Vanilla?
Doctor’s say all this cream cheese,
gon’ give me diabetes.
got some niggas in Rome,
makin chocolate paninis.
That’s My Chips
You have no idea who you’re cooking with
Something to garnish this realest dish
Pop champagne, I’ll give you a sip
Bout to mix with rum, how come?
Yeah that’s my chips, that’s my chips.
Fritos right there? That’s my chips.
I’ve been baking for a long, long time
Just to dip in this ranch so fly
And spread with a knife, spread with a knife
Need more dip just to survive.
Cake Champion
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
Yes I did
I baked it myself and ate it at my crib
Just a lil somethin, show you how I live
Everybody want some but it ain’t for them
Mmmm Mmmm it’s my shit
But if you gonna eat it, eat it just like this
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
You don’t see just how moist this cake is?
You don’t see just how thick this cream is?
I don’t see why I need to share it
When I eat chocolate so much, I can bleed it
I don’t know I just wanted it all for myself
And I ain’t sayin’ that I’m even hungry
But every time I bake a cake, it always tempts me
My doctor says, “Eat too much and you’ll get diabetes.”
I’m sorta like Brando and salami
In real life, I ain’t talking bout the movies
‘Cause at every dinner I’ll eat some
Brand new chocolate cake to get fat from
And I don’t know what to do with dough
Cause I use Betty Crocker that I buy from the store
And hey…
Chorus: Do you realize that you ate a whole chocolate cake last night?
Two Buns
Two buns, United States, no love, no steaks,
Sesame, sourdough, whole wheat,
Big Macs, fat folk, kitchen heat,
Trans fats, everybody EAT,
Two buns, Mickey D’s, Burger Kings, hot shit
Calm down, come in, hungry people got this
We won’t stop to shit, everybody EAT,
Two buns, Wendy’s, Arbys’,
Two patties, too hungry, too many, buy two, one’s free
These streets know hungry, can’t eat, don’t play
Two Words remix
